Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I'm Coming Back!

Alright people... It's been a long time since I blogged because I was preparing for the trip home and working at two schools.

So what are my plans for the USA?

1. Sonic Bacon Cheeseburger with tots and a large cherry limeaide.
2. Tacos, nachos and other food rom Mexico ending in "o"
3. Seeing the friends in STL and all over the US
4. Shopping, shopping, shopping (I can always use a fashion advisor, ladies???)
5. Looking through storage for stuff I was missing here.
6. Attend brother's wedding.
7. Attend sister's wedding.
8. Hop a plane back to Korea.

It's going to go quick.

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Monday, August 06, 2007

Natural Billboard?

This is supposed to be in Daejeon. Why haven't I heard of it?

"Transparent" billboard - Geekologie

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

It's Good to be the King


Sometimes I love the paparazzi. Occasionally, they take time from their busy schedule of filming Paris Hilton's boobs and Lindsey Lohan's EVERYTHING. What is the result of that multitasking??? This picture.

Now I will begin a caption contest. My entries will be: "Excuse me madam, are those Royal Navy approved flotation devices?" and "Tit's a please to meet you. Breast wishes from Her Majesty" Also, "Do I make you horny? Randy? Would you like to be on my Royal Staff? You could be a rear admiral. Yeah baby, Yeah!Prince Charles is a pervert - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Friday, June 08, 2007

Go Directly (back) to Jail

She didn't cry when Sarah Silverman crushed her with that special brand of whoop-ass. She's crying now! The fact that she was crying and yelling tells me she might actually learn a lesson this time. Personally, I'd send her to a psychiatric hospital until she can stop saying "That's hot" as a generic response.

So...I guess my faith in the legal system is restored. Now lets fix the election system.

Jailed Again

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Justice is NOT Served

Well... She's out. What's that you say? She still has to spend 40 days on in house arrest? I'd agree to that if she gets a butch roommate named Bertha that has a thing for blondes.

Let's just say justice is served...
with a side salad and crisp baby green peas.
YUMMY!

Monday, May 21, 2007

Douche Monkey Astronaut

No...seriously. That's the name of the game. You have to play it just for that reason alone.
Douche Monkey Astronaut

Monday, May 07, 2007

The Case for Mandatory Organ Donation

Not while you are alive, of course. But this is an interesting idea. Instead of voluntary opt in, a persons organs would be in a presumed opt-in (voluntary opt-out status.) It makes a lot of sense and would cut a lot of the red tape involved in the transfers. Currently, opting in on your driver's license just isn't enough to satisfy lawyers and your crazed relatives.
The Case for Mandatory Organ Donation